tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7812818113282970877.post5946967149626447442..comments2023-09-28T16:56:24.867+01:00Comments on The Daily Quail: Femail Special: Lady Joneseses' LoverD. Quail (expat)http://www.blogger.com/profile/08369039434721416749noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7812818113282970877.post-11048818560141520372009-07-27T13:22:33.623+01:002009-07-27T13:22:33.623+01:00Sadly, the oppressive horror of copyright law prev...Sadly, the oppressive horror of copyright law prevented me simply copying and pasting large swathes of her original prose, which, as you rightly say, doesn't even need rewriting in order to take the piss. These are a couple of my faves:<br /><br />'I hadn't bothered to tell him about the rising trot, so he was going bump, bump, bump on his manhood.'<br /><br />'For a few years, late at night, I would look at horses secretively on websites, as if I were watching porn.'<br /><br />*shudders*D. Quail (expat)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08369039434721416749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7812818113282970877.post-87126601394464625582009-07-27T10:13:45.062+01:002009-07-27T10:13:45.062+01:00"She nuzzled my trousers, and I gave her the ..."She nuzzled my trousers, and I gave her the organic M&S carrot batons I had brought with me."<br /><br />"'We think she has been beaten up by a man, mistreated and then tossed aside because they couldn't handle her,' said the woman."<br /><br />"I imagined this is how parents feel when their privately educated children start injecting heroin"<br /><br />Dear little gods you don't even have to rewrite anything to spoof this.FlipChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09449939046593105926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7812818113282970877.post-14707677522564844722009-07-26T00:00:04.301+01:002009-07-26T00:00:04.301+01:00Ha! This is excellent. Her article is going to giv...Ha! This is excellent. Her article is going to give me nightmares. Am already fretting about whether Benji the pony's 'dark eyeliner' is meant in a metaphorical sense or if she actually runs round slapping Rimmel on the poor nag...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com