quail (verb): a) to lose heart or courage.
b) to write a reactionary, sensationalist, misinformed, under researched, often xenophobic news article with the Express intention of inciting anger and intolerance
Monday, 8 September 2008
Cheryl Cole was once a child shocker
Reports suggest that Cheryl 'Fittest one in the band' Cole was not always as glamorous and grown up as she is today.
The singer and X-Factor judge's stunning good lucks are little more than the result of twenty-five years worth of aging and some grooming, The Quail has learned. As these shocking photographs reveal, Cole was once a thirteen year old girl, and wasn't as attractive as she is now. Critics are calling the transformation 'an abuse of our fantasies'.
The photgraphs have led some to believe that Cole is in fact human, and therefore susceptible to the same forces of nature as ordinary people. Pioneering research by German Scientist Hans Von Naked suggests that people who might appear unattractive in their younger days, with features such as 'wispy hair, bushy eyebrows and uneven teeth', can often become more eye-catching given as little as a decade's maturation. The process is known as the 'Noshidsherlok' effect.
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Is she ugly?
ReplyDeletewell as a child shes still not ugly
ReplyDeletebushy eyebrows ... Where? shez still pretty as a child and anyway, wots rong wiv lookin natural?? Some people just have to point out the negative side of others.
ReplyDeleteCheryl Cole Is Very Pretty She Shouldnt Be Judged On How Her Eyebrows Looked ! She's Just Like Everyone Else ... She's A Human Being!...You Never Know People Just Might Be Saying This Crap Because There Jealous !!
ReplyDeleteCheryls Still Gorgusss!!!! People Should Stop Judging Her. This Is All Shit!! Its Been Airbrushed To Make her Look Bad!! I Love You Cheryl xx
ReplyDeleteI Am One Or Your Bigest Fan And I Just Wish People Would Stop Taking The Mick Out Of Wht You used tO look like Thats How People Loose There Confidence Coz People Are Saying Bad Stuff About Themm xxxx Going To Your Concert Soon xxx lurrvv you from molly.Ixxxxxxxxxx <3
ReplyDeletewhat?? shes soo pretty
ReplyDeleteeveryone has faults so no one should be critisising!!!
ReplyDeleteI think she looks BETTER there. :/
ReplyDeletehmm she is the pengest gal i fink soo i dnt care wat ofas say
ReplyDeleteLiek toataly!1
ReplyDeletena und dafür sied sie jetzt sexy aus oder nett
ReplyDeleteWell, she's definately changed!!!! PHEW!
ReplyDeleteALLELUIA!
ReplyDeleteomg if you see her in a picture she is wearing like a pink swim suit kinda thing and shes bending and u can see her UNDER A** OMG ITS NASTY !! maybe nice for the boys lol.....
ReplyDeleteSoo What yeah, she was still pretty, so yanoeee. Like so what if she didnt look as good as she does now, tbh you shouldnt just like her because of her looks but because of her talent.
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