Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni not kissing, a [sic] sizzling new pap shot(s) of Prince Harry and that woman off Gladiators!
Caroline Flack, pictured, said: 'I was in such a rush to meet Harry that I forgot to inflate my head before leaving the house. I hope he was comfortable in the new car; it's one of those new surrealist SUVs with 4 half seats and a safety belt right next to the steering wheel. The extra dimensions are used for storage. It also has a really neat feature that casts different parts of the interior in completely different light, useful for confusing photographers.'