Well he's only got one of those Twitters hasn't he?
And get this - the idiot only went and wrote on his Twitter 'leaving the chefs table and chocolate room on Hayward Island after a stunning gastronomic presentation.’
Ha, idiot! As everyone knows, it's not Hayward Island, it's Hayman Island! What an idiot. Hahahaha!
You'd have to be a real moron to get a simple fact like that wrong wouldn't you?
Especially if you were a national newspaper with a circulation of two and a half million and your sneering at somebody getting a name wrong.
* Update *
Also, this - the triple fail: Angry Mob