Live and let dye (for your thighs only)
Bloke gets a James Bond tattoo. Metro tries to fit as many terrible Bond puns into a headline as humanly possible. Turn the page....
Do you nose what Charles is smelling on his tour?
Prince Charles smells something on a tour of Asia. 'Nose' sounds like 'know'. Clever. Next page...
P.S. Apologies for the lack of links. The Metro is a bit too pants to actually update their website with their own printed content. You just can't get the staff these days.
Yule never believe it...
Yep, another 'Christmas is banned' story. The Mail is running one today (see below), so scruffy little brother Metro must follow. Note the superfluous use of ellipsis, adding nothing to the headline whatsoever, other than poor syntax...
P.S. Apologies for the lack of links. The Metro is a bit too pants to actually update their website with their own printed content. You just can't get the staff these days.
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