Saturday, 8 August 2009

Littlejohn's back! Show your support with our free banners

Everyone loves Dick Littlejohn.

The fearless Floridian's outspoken, tell-it-like-it-isn't, old fashioned brand of intolerance has earned him a dedicated - slavish perhaps - following, and a hefty paycheque.

Despite persecution from the liberal elite and endless censorship by the PC brigade, Richard unfailingly delivers the very same no-holds-barred incitement to hatred week in, week out, to the extent that many of his columns almost seem like rehashes of previous poorly written diatribes.

His custard-sharp wit has made him as much an enemy of the left as he is a hero to the neuronally challenged. No target is too small or too tragic for our favourite columnist - who could forget his dismissal of the Rwandan genocide as an inconsequential squabble between two amusingly named tribes, or the five murdered women hilariously denigrated for being disgusting whores who deserved to die?

It's high time Littlejohn fans stood up to the loony pinko naysayers and paraded their Littlejohn love for all to see. With this in mind, the Quail is providing four exclusive free Dickie Littlejohn banners to wave derisively in the faces of the progressive intelligentsia who despise our fair country so much; a collection of moving images that collectively scream: 'I'm unable to think rationally and I'm not afraid to show it!'

Use them as you see fit - word of Richard Littlejohn's contribution to society needs spreading as much as possible. All I ask is that you provide a link back to this page so others can experience the full, sensual collection.

richard littlejohn you couldnt make it upA post-modern comment on Dick's favourite slogan

richard littlejohn mbongo mbingo
Evoking fond memories of African genocide

richard littlejohn tolstoyWho could forget Dick's masterful demolition of Will Self on BBC radio Five Live?

richard littlejohn political correctness gone madThis glorious tri-colour rendering of Dick is sure to enrage the PC brigade

Bonus! Special Littlejohn profile pictures available on that Twitter.

Don't miss next week's giveaway: the limited edition Melanie Phillips gardening set, complete with "Satan's" pitchfork, and high-powered Muslim beard/hedge cutter.


  1. I'm a bit crap at this internet, having tried to avoid it as much as possible because I was informed it was full of paedos and knifecriming. So excuse my ignorance and tell me, how might I add one of these fine banners to my blog?

  2. I just added it as a picture with the 'Add pic' blogger widget (it's down there at the bottom)

    You might be able to fit it into your sidebar on your blog as you've got more space than I have.