Tuesday 1 September 2009

When is a gypsy not a gipsy?

When it's not a putrid, benefit robbing, doctor stealing scumbag, but a supermodel playing dress up, that's when.

An expert said: 'There are two types of pikey: the cheeky pretend ones that we like, such as Brad Pitt in Snatch and Kate Moss here, then the bad ones that exist in reality. We don't like those ones. The different spellings let readers know which ones they're dealing with.'