Sunday, 17 May 2009

Femail Special: Liz Jones, digested

Shorter Liz Jones:

"I own 46 acres of land in Exmoor, drive a BMW but can still afford to buy a Toyota SUV to drive my horsies around in, and I shop for wardrobes in upmarket Chelsea furniture boutiques. I'm really quite well off don't you know.

But I still can't write a column that makes any sense."

Unabridged version here.


  1. Wow, she is annoying. I like the bit when she tries to make it somebody else's fault that she couldn't be bothered to fill in her application. I think she needs to remember that Google is her friend; she could find out most of the stuff she wants to know from the internet.

  2. She makes me embarrassed to be female - gives us all a bad name. Needy, greedy, self-obsessed, navel gazing, all the depth of a puddle . . . . .

  3. I wonder if she was more annoyed at BT cutting off her mothers phone line or having to bother with her mothers needs in the first place?