America and Britain must intervene in Iran's election process as a matter of urgency because this one time, I went out with an Iranian boy and he was really nice and we kissed.
Giving credence to Ahmadinejad's claims that he is victimised by The West is of little importance; we must meddle now, we must meddle hard, and our meddling must be conducted with extreme prejudice. Don't ask me how, I'm just a girl, but we need to get over there and spread some democracy just like we did in Iraq.
To hell with the consequences - I like Iranian boys! Teeheehee!
Unabridged version here.
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